Jokes

Jokes

Note: These jokes are updated as time to time.

 

1: Pathan aek din train ki patri par layt gaya

1 Admi ne kaha kia kar rahe ho train aye gi to mar jao ge.

Pathan: Mere ooper se jahaz tak guzar gaya kuch nahi hua to ye train kia cheez hai :p 😀

 

2: Teacher:

Bijli kaha se aati hai.

Pathan: mere mamoo k ghar se

Teacher: Wo kese?

Pathan: Jab bhi bijli jati to papa kehtay hain, saalo ne bijli le li.

 

3: Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko qatal kar diya logo ne poocha aesa kiu keya.

Pathan: jis se bhi poocho ye he kehta hai tumhari bhabhi se baat kar raha… :p

 

4: Aek janaza jaa raha tha jis main boht se log jaa rahe thay

Aek pathan bhi janaze main shamil ho gaya, kisi ne kaha “kalma e shahadat”

pathan bola “zindabad”

5: Beti: Mom he is just a friends

Mom: beta hum ne duniya dekhi hai 2 litre petrol jala kar ghar tak anay wala just friend nahi hota… :p

6: Friend: Tumhare abu kitne saal k hain?

Pathan: jitne saal k hum hain utne he saal k abu..

Friend: wo kese?

Pathan: yar jab hum peda huay tab he to wo abu bane :p :v

7: Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo meri wife khirki se chalaang maar k mar rahi hai..

Manager: Sir, so what can i do,

Man: yar khirki nahi khul rahi hai :v :p

8: Aek sardar bohat dukhi tha

Dost: Sardar jee kia ho gaya.

Sardar: Yar aek dost ko plastic surgery k leay pasay deay thay ab pehchaana nahi jaa raha :p :v